Doom, gloom, balloon The birthday balloon was 40 a year ago Doom, gloom, groan Not because the years pass by,… Read more Happy Worms
Category: Poems
Kamika’s Name is Groovy
Derek won’t share his banana, his eyes stare like October Rust As the beetles rot before his pupils and the… Read more Kamika’s Name is Groovy
The Joker’s Word
Grumpy thoughts reside in the mind The ebb and flow low is here once more The fat fuck needs to… Read more The Joker’s Word
Benny the beat is a git
I washed a spider down the plughole on accident Poor thing The terror that the rush of water did bring… Read more Benny the beat is a git
Big Birdies and Killer Cats
Resonator is glinting at me, like a squirrel in a tree The nuts are eaten, whilst my luck with birds… Read more Big Birdies and Killer Cats
Bowie and the Puffins
The flight of the birds is delightful, and the moon shines like a lion’s eye The wind blows through the… Read more Bowie and the Puffins
Ode to Alyn the Astrophotographer
Wally was not a wally, he was a kind and gentle soul And his photos were always proper bo Alas,… Read more Ode to Alyn the Astrophotographer
Flies in Gob or Gym in the bin
Banging music in the gym, sensible souls throw it in the bin Magic man puts on more pleasant tunes, so… Read more Flies in Gob or Gym in the bin
Message in a bottle
Bottles of piss are on the shore, all I got back from my message Subdued after a coconut fell on… Read more Message in a bottle
Kraftwerk admire Patti Smith
Patti Smith freezes in the church, then frolics in the wooded birch Dancing in a flowing cape Across the glade… Read more Kraftwerk admire Patti Smith
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