Influenced by a painting by A fanciful frame of mind, find her on facebook

Freddy the fox, had a big box

It was adorned with fanciful pictures, painted by Raechel

In it were some kitchen fixtures, glowing like the Bladerunner’s missus

She had lessons in loveliness, off the other Rachel, mmmm

In the box was a butterfly teapot, and a white Dodge Challenger, brmmmm

So you see, Freddy ate a mushroom

And a big massive spider appeared, boom

The arachnid was hungry, ooom

Then Freddy was gone

Eaten up, gobbled, turkeyed

Apart from eating Freddy, the spider was very nice

Done my oovering, but

Smashed my teapot, derr

So she gave me Freddy’s one

We put Sharon Van Etten on the record player

The sounds sent us to Saturn

Gentle waves of the Western Isles, colours of the iridescent sea

The sounds of Sharon and the Attachment Theory

They grow on us like a conker tree

It’s seeds fall down bashing squirells’s eads

They don’t need no meds

Susan the spider has gone home now, she lives with Ethel the cow

Who will live forever, as previously mentoined

Sharon doesn’t really want to

But she will create more wonders before she goes

Ooohs, Aaaahs, dolphin like melodies, electric trickery

But Catweazle will run and hide

Because the electric he does not abide