Morris flys through the trees, while Bryony pisses in the Northern seas

She had a head fucked drug fuelled nightmare

Now her life has a very different flair

An advocate for good mental health

It’s much better than loads of wealth

I must thank Sarah for the book I read

And also glad that she’s not dead

She’s made me a better soul

But I don’t think she likes my ways of droll

Perhaps she hates the song I wrote

Because she didn’t comment at all

So, she has a very nice snazzy coat

And good to me, she is. Adverse to the stupid shit showbiz

She paints and writes like a tiger

And I really hope one day she will be recognised like the Eiger

The creative spirit is strong with her

With so much passion she throws herself

And also, she’s very pretty

Unlike Lister’s wife the Gelf