Can’t sleep again, o dear. Panic Shack get on my tits Christmas carols just after Summer Solstice play on flugel… Read more God hates us all (Slayer)
Category: Poems
Mind of Rafferty is small but great
Lingering sense of doom prevails, yet makes for good music and poetry Clothes are full of food stains, elbow grease… Read more Mind of Rafferty is small but great
The Birds are Tweeting
The birds are tweeting and Rafferty’s heart is beating As he pounces on a mouse, he brings it in the… Read more The Birds are Tweeting
Butties of Fred ignore Death Toll
Fred the higher power in the clouds is still looking after me Has he got any butties up there to… Read more Butties of Fred ignore Death Toll
Sonic Boom Rides out Death
Done more washing and dishes in three weeks than in three years Lacertilia on the stereo, Rafferty may have killed… Read more Sonic Boom Rides out Death
Ooo lovely, orrible fags
Ooo, lovely fags, cravings bugger off mun Not coughing now, should be pleased Yet the call of cigarette clem is… Read more Ooo lovely, orrible fags
Yowling Rafferty
Sleeps all day, stupid way. Bike got flat tyre, brand new derr When will I get some motivation, o well… Read more Yowling Rafferty
Frogs in Soup
Cats take over the diary meooww, Stacia dances and scares them away Spacehawks fly through the cosmic record player As… Read more Frogs in Soup
Captain Scarlet puts out Rafferty
No women for me, stratocasters in the clouds are the way forward As Bushy Kate delights my ears Rafferty electrocutes… Read more Captain Scarlet puts out Rafferty
Action man dances on the telly
Action man dances on the telly, enjoying himself wildly Cat sits on my flugel and visitors snore like a bugel… Read more Action man dances on the telly
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