When I was younger, I lived in the trees

Now that I’m older, the house is full of fleas

When I was younger, I had no sorrows

Now that I am older, I am feeling blue

Making funny faces, and going bleauurrghh

Cheers me up a little bit, bleauuuurrrgghhh

Chorus

O life, music helps me through

O life, catty helps me too

Without you, I do get so blue

Without you, I do get so blue

Verse

Zappa is nuts, not as nuts as me

I am so crazy, I like hugging trees

Rafferty likes his music, he’s got no choice

He lives with my guitars, I play them all day long

I trumpet like the French farters, and eat like Barry White

I don’t talk to coathangers though, that would be daft.