Rafferty sleeps on my towel, lovely Sara Cox on the radio Pentagram protects me from evil, and flugel lies dormant… Read more Rude Teddies
Author: Scampertron
Rod Stewart the Robot God
The robots are taking over, who is their God Is it Arnie or Rod, Stewart I mean not Hull Richie… Read more Rod Stewart the Robot God
Goodbye Black Holes
Black is my heart, Seems like no hope for me The foulmouthers hate Alfreds, wonder what it’s like to live… Read more Goodbye Black Holes
Fluffy Frank Zappa
I dream of fields of green, where dogs eat trees and scratch at fleas In the lake they go, watch… Read more Fluffy Frank Zappa
Song the guitar is all broken
The cat sits in his box, the guitar is all broken, when will they get fixed The time is never, I… Read more Song the guitar is all broken
Meowpusses
Cats are mad, they purr on your knee play with foil leave all bought toys in their box spew on… Read more Meowpusses
Song life grows tired now
O my life grows tired now O when will it end I grow older now I suppose I need a… Read more Song life grows tired now
Windymills of Misfortune
no birds up the mountain where they all gone god refused to rain on me to wash away my… Read more Windymills of Misfortune
halo of athlete’s foot powder
Depressing smiths on record player Zonky Zappa earlier, cat asleep on spillers bag the rain was pouring, I was teaching… Read more halo of athlete’s foot powder
Poem bad news crazy frogs ate your cat
Indian Beatles play endlessly on the smoking record player Shining jack Nicholson battles Batman with spotted irises While backwards walking… Read more Poem bad news crazy frogs ate your cat
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