Furry friends inhabit my house

And the real one often brings in a mouse

A new beginning this year for me

Back on my vape and hopefully stay free

From the sticks of death

Which also give you stinky breath

The addiction is hard to break

Maybe as hard as baking a file in a cake

It is the age of Satan

According to Pagan Altar

But he will undoubtedly falter

As Elvis and Barry the sprout

Will capture him and give him a clout

Fluffy clouds were painted

And realistic looking grass

Hopefully my lungs will remain untainted

By filthy smog and tar

And Fred will appear from afar

And say Blwyddyn Newydd Dda