Naughty Spiders

The sheep frolick and baa

And George Dawes says aah

Big baby he is

He flies with Teddy Superman

Up to the clouds to meet Fred

His thoughts are embedded with solipsism

As only himself exists

Just sheer white emits when he looks through a prism

Until Arnie pops up and blows him to bits

Then there are all the colours of the rainbow

And octarine too

Cloudy yellow, fiery pink and wild Billie Eilish blue

Barking mad arachnids inhabit Crumpet’s house

They will grow into beasts

And swallow Jade’s head

Then piss in the bed

Before venturing out to Barry Sidings

Where they will feed the ducks

And couldn’t give four flying fucks

That Crumpet is coming after them showing his bum

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