Christmas comes and goes so fast

Years ago I wished it would last

But now I tire of it all

The songs do my head in

And should be discarded in the bin

The forced jollity can take a back seat

People ought to be friendly all year

And smiley and happy like a teddy bear

You have to be careful not to give

the unwanted present back to the person

you received it from a year later

Or you will find yourself in a crater

Blown up with frazzled hair

And the one who done it wouldn’t care

All because of consumerist Christmas