Rafferty bites my posh parker pen from Smiths

Ooos a silly cat en

Monkey watches Fiona Apple spin on the record player

And general woes of life are exacerbated by lockdown

It grinds people into the ground mun

Lush landscapes provide some respite

And my teddies are alive with fun and laughter

Poor sods won’t be chortling in the washing machine

Perhaps I will put them in the bath