Cats take over the diary meooww, Stacia dances and scares them away
Spacehawks fly through the cosmic record player
As Rafferty slumbers on my fleece, curled up tight he is
I do read him the viz, and the teddies keep multiplying
Like Dougal’s rabbit on the telly, pizzas fill my belly
My radio show is nearly done, on Saturday I will have much fun
Waffling and playing crazy songs, delay pedal sounds like frogs in soup
And I like to say Betty Boop. Comets brighten up my day
Pity the planet is wasting away, looks like the heat will keep rising
But the flags of Extinction Rebellion will keep on flying , yaeeyy